We’re Gonna Talk About Miley Cyrus’s VMA Performance

Before I start this post, I just want to say that I have 2 posts planned, WITH HANDWRITTEN NOTES I TOOK JUST FOR THE PURPOSE OF WRITING THEM WITH ALL MY THOUGHTS IN ORDER that I’m skipping in lieu of writing about the most currently pressing issue on the internet as of last night: Miley Cyrus and the 2013 VMAs.

Yeah. So let’s talk about that, shall we?

First, I would like to say that every year at the VMAs, there is always at least one moment in which I feel secondhand embarrassment due to someone saying or doing something stupid. This year’s was this moment right here:

While everyone has been going on and on about Miley during this moment, I would just like to point out that Robin Thicke’s LEG IS TWITCHING . And that makes this whole scene even more awkward and hilarious.

I would also like to point out that the stupid pink bears that everyone keeps saying look “bored” or “unenthused” ARE JUST FUCKING HIGH. THAT’S WHY THEIR FACES LOOK LIKE THAT. HELLO, INTERNET FULL OF STONERS. How hasn’t anyone else caught on to that?

Rick Diamond, Getty Images

Overall, I found this performance to be surpassing the realm of “trying too hard” and going beyond that. If Miley was trying to do something that was going to be talked about for a while, she succeeded. She also succeeded and some of the best reactions from the audience ever. I can’t get over Rihanna’s “bitch….you didn’t” face or Jaden Smith’s “WHAT ARE MY EYES SEEING!?” look of terror. ¬†Although upon searching the picture of the Smiths, apparently their appalled faces were for Lady Gaga and not Miley.

Lastly, I wish she would’ve put that tongue away because it was literally out all night and it was giving me sentient nightmares.

And now that I’ve discussed Miley, I’d just like to say that I was TOTALLY EXCITED to see Iggy Azalea on national television in all her gorgeous Aussie glory and was saddened that she didn’t win the award for up and coming.

Iggy and Rita Ora

I also basically pissed my pantaloons when THERE WAS REALLY AN NSYNC REUNION even if it was only for 118 seconds. I had to suppress a real scream and let out a barely breathing squeal of excitement.

Also, let us not leave tonight without mentioning Gaga’s ass. I don’t know why, but I really approve of her wearing nothing but a couple of clamshells and a g-string the rest of the night after her performance. I also appreciate the fact that she mooned everyone at least once during the performance in that ensemble. Yo go Gaga, you put that fabulously toned ass on display!

Lastly, Taylor Swift was such a fucking bitch that it just gave me more reason to passionately dislike her and her shitty “music”. This is a gif from when One Direction accepted their award.

Her acceptance speech really annoyed me, mostly due to the fact that she said “I also want to the thank the person who inspired this song who knows exactly who he is because now I got one of these.” Apparently this is about Harry Styles, although I personally think the guy in the video looks like Jared Leto.

And that’s about all that matters.

Oh, and this.

Sorry not sorry.

You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful!

Okay so, I’ve finished constructing all 3 of my outfits for my apparel production class ¬†(minus the finishing touches – sashes and such) and I am soooo happy and rather proud. I’m kind of really in love with my red with black lace overlay dress, and the top to my rose overlay skirt looks rather bomb. And I finished the presentation board for fashion design 2. Now I just have to do the tech pack (AP) and muslin garment (FD2). I still might explode.

But overall, today was a very good day. Like I said, finished garments was pretty much the design highlight of the day. And like an hour long discussion with HNI. It was a wonderful way to take a mental break from sewing and have a mutual mental-pickle tickle session. YES, MENTAL-PICKLE TICKLE SESSION, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. Okay seriously though. It was kind of funny cause we were watching some video and both saying how we want/need whatever it was, and he said this is why we get along so well. I was like YES. SAME BRAINWAVES! I wanted to like reach out a brain hand and give a mental high 5. If that makes any sense.

Anyway, Day 13: Describe 5 weaknesses you have.
1. Love/lust/guys. That whole little area of my life really fucks with my brain. If you’ve read enough of my posts, you know this already. In the words of Kanye West, “that shit cray“.
2. Pastas/chocolate. Hellooooo, most delicious foods in the world. I go weak in the hands (roaming!) for that shit.
3. Electronics. No matter what store I’m in, if they have an electronics section, I’m gravitating there. Cameras? SHIT SON, let’s play!
4. I’m kind of shy. Believe it or not – if I’m alone (no friends or otherwise) in a room full of strangers or what have you, I’m not one to be all out and crazy. I think this is more of a weakness when it comes to branched off situations that involve getting stepped all over. I’ve been more active in realizing when that happens to me and putting my foot down and saying fuck you, but I feel like I’ve gone through life letting people take advantage of me and I deeply dislike that. NO YOU CAN’T BORROW MY RULERS WHEN YOU DON’T BRING YOUR SHIT TO CLASS EVERY FUCKING DAY.
5. Indecisiveness. I’m indecisive by nature. I never really noticed it until kid with the face pointed it out when we worked together. It doesn’t really bother me except when it’s something important and I’m like fuuuuck I don’t know what to do – should I go for A or B? And then begins the whole cyclical mindfuck of weighing both sides of the equation. Seriously a GIANT circle of “a or b”? I’m workin’ on it.

P.S. I’m in love with this song. Can someone please sing this to me? I’ll love you forever.