Mad Men Sundays Are Da Best

I would just like to take a moment and applaud myself for the self-restraint I showed today while out shopping. I didn’t buy a dress, two perfumes, a shirt, shorts, or sunglasses.

I did, however, purchase a pair of pajama pants that I turned into pajama pedal pushers cause they were only $7 at Target and fuck yes, that’s why. Also, I stocked up on the cereal I’m currently in love with. Four boxes should last me about 2 weeks.

AAAAAND, I decided to exercise outside today, so I hit up the Hill and did four laps. Including uphill lunges and uphill squats. My ass and legs are going to feel that shit tomorrow, I know it. My thighs already did right after, while I was driving. But whatever, I love the pain.

Lastly, DID YOU ALL WATCH MAD MEN!? What a turn of events at the end there! Shit son. I wasn’t sure how I should feel. I’m still not sure how to feel. Can’t wait for the next episode, it looks interesting.

Mad Men Season 6 Premiere

First, I discovered that I actually get AMC in my cable bundle so I can watch Mad Men live every Sunday now.

Second, was anyone else slightly disappointed in the premiere? It wasn’t bad really, just wasn’t as exciting as other openers. Although I did like the mirroring that happened at the very end of the episode to the season one opener when Don comes home and you find out he bangs all the bitches, but he’s MARRIED WITH KIDS. Lolz.

Spoiler alert: Don can’t keep his massive cock in his pants. BIG SURPRISE.

Also, epic Photoshop fail courtesy of GQ magazine: Christina Hendricks’ body is missing.

Pete Campbell: Eternal Amusement

I need to stop listening to music cause it’s mentally cock-blocking me from writing my Industrial Post article. I’ve been telling myself this for about a month now. But I really need to do it asap cause the deadline is next week…bad me.

Today I recieved the biggest paycheck of my life. Which is laughable, really, compared to like, people who mean “real money” as it were. BUT IT WAS A FAT ONE, OKAY!? My exact reaction was “DAMN”.

I also managed to finally sell my camera and it will be paid and picked up tomorrow, which means I not only NEED to get a new one, but I need to make a decision: d7100 or d300s? Upon reading reviews, I think I’ve settled on the d7100. And I’ll probably get the 18-105mm lens for it. I may also get a fisheye lens, using the money from the d3000 sale. Either way, I need to make up the money I’m about to dish out on whatever I decide and I need to make it up via photography, somehow.

Also, was flipping through my newsfeed earlier today and I came across the 10 sneakpeak photos of Mad Men Season 6 opener and this one made me LOL:

Not only is Pete starting to look old, HE HAS 70S SIDEBURNS. LOLOLLL FOREVER OMG

Halestorm & Jon Hamm’s Penis

For the past week or so, since I’ve been delving deeper into the cavern that is Spotify, I’ve been fixating on Halestorm and mentally enveloping myself in their music. Like holy shit, I can’t get enough. I think they’ve officially earned a spot among my favorite bands, because, damn.

Haley’s voice is just intoxicating. It just feels perfect, synesthetically. I can’t explain it correctly. Sometimes it’s golden, sometimes it garnet red. It gurgles the right way in my throat and has the right texture on my tongue, which sounds disturbing, but synesthesia gives no fucks.

I keep listening to their cover of Skid Row’s Slave to the Grind. It’s SO GOOD.

Seriously guys, if you haven’t listened to Halestorm before, I highly recommend them. They actually won the Grammy this year for Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance for their song Love Bites (So Do I). They’re the first female-fronted band to be nominated and win in this category!

P.S. I’m still amused that all the search words leading people to my blog are still in reference to Jon Hamm’s penis. Thank you, Jon Hamm’s penis.

 

Jon Hamm’s Penis

It appears that a lot of people are searching “Jon Hamm” and “penis” at the same time and it’s taking them to blog because my stats are pretty insanely high and they’re telling me like 4 of the most recent searches include Jon Hamm penis.

Thank you, strangers who want to look at Jon Hamm’s massive penis. I appreciate the stat boost. Here’s a present for all of you:

Originally I was going to post a picture emphasizing his sizable goodies, but this is more priceless than all Jon Hamm penis pictures combined. Cheers to whoever made this.

Speaking of Jon Hamm, I just finished season 5 of Mad Men and like WTF SECOND TO LAST EPISODE!? WTF PETE CAMPBELL YOU’VE REALLY BECOME AN ASSHOLE!? That’s all. Can’t wait for season 6.