SPOILERS: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

I haven’t written in here for a while, but I somehow feel compelled to share my thoughts on movies after I see them.

Case in point: I just came home from seeing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes about ten minutes ago, and it was such a good movie, that I cried the entire second half of it. I think I’ve mentioned both of these things before, but:

1. I’ve taken to going to movies by myself because life it too short to miss out simply because your friends/family can’t/won’t/aren’t able to go see movies with you.
2. I rate how good movies are by how much I cry (if applicable).

That said, spilling tears for half of one pretty much means it’s entered itself into the upper ranks of my movie hierarchy. It was very emotional, it had a good plot line, and the imagery/CGI work was stunning. I still think Caesar is attractive. And his son, Blue Eyes, is equally attractive. (I’m pretty sure they did that on purpose though.) And Koba is still ugly as fuck.


Looks aside, I started crying at the point when Koba seemingly shot and killed Caesar after the humans finally managed to get the dam working and provide electricity to San Francisco. For the next, IDK, maybe like 15 minutes or so? the movie continued on and I kept crying and thinking HOW COULD THEY KILL CAESAR!?! But then they took a break and followed Malcolm, Ellie, and Alex trying to get back to their car, and Ellie found Caesar sprawled in the grass and she gasped.

AND THEN CAESAR’S EYES MOVED AND I WAS LIKE PRAISE JESUS, PRAISE JESUS! I’m pretty sure I started crying harder at this point. When they got him in one of their trunks and were discussing it among themselves about how so and so could’ve done this to Caesar, he interrupted them and said no, ape did this to ape. BAWLING.

So then he directs them to take him to his old house, where James Franco’s character raised him in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and Ellie fixes him and bandages him up, but not before Blue Eyes comes back with Malcolm, and Caesar has a heart to heart and tells him Koba did this and I WAS CRYING SO HARD AT THIS POINT. IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND EMOTIONAL SCENE. Then Blue Eyes goes back to the city to help free the imprisoned Caesar loyalists, and Caesar’s still at home, and he finds an old tape recorder and hits play on it and it’s a recording of James Franco’s character teaching him to sign and AGAIN, CRYING LIKE A BABY.

I’m not going to mention the rest cause I really recommend you all go see it. However, I will say that I fear in the next PotA movie, Koba will come back with a rebellion. And I really don’t want to see his ugly face anymore.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (SPOILERS)

Today I am sad.

Not full on depressed sad, really. Just kinda blah. I took a chance. It didn’t turn out how I wanted it to. I let it affect me more than I should, as usual, and am therefore suffering the dumpy feelings that I allow myself to feel. However, unlike other times, I can feel that I am not as sad as I normally would be, but rather, as my state of mind is in a more positive place, I am at around Cloud 4.

That being said, I just finished watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes and I LOVED IT. Inducted it into my Hall of Favorites.

It was one of those movies that really played with my emotions and I constantly felt a strong emotional pull toward the main character, Caesar, the ape that James Franco’s character, Will, saved after Caesar’s mother was killed because she went (pun-intended) apeshit during ALZ-112 trials.

I loved the subtle storyline about how the human race eventually dies out due to the 113 trials causing a virus only in humans that spreads exponentially. Will’s boss, Jacobs, is relentless in testing the 113 trials because they’re showing such great results, but neglects to follow Will’s advice about containing it.

Consequently, Will’s ape handler, Robert, gets infected from exposure to the 113 fumes, develops the virus, and accidentally passes it on to Will’s neighbor, who is a flight attendant, by sneezing blood on him. At the very end of the movie, we see Will’s neighbor walking through an airport and right before everything goes black, one drop of blood drops on the floor, and cut scene, a curved line touches down in London and spreads exponentially, all over the world.

Thus, the human race is wiped out and we go back to the original 1968 movie starring Charlton Heston, knowing how the obliteration began. I suppose I should also mention the most crucial part of the movie, involving Caesar. He was explaining to a fellow chimp via sign language that as a whole, chimps are strong, but as one, they are weak. His friend said they are stupid. So Caesar goes to Will’s house, steals two vials of 113, and releases them into the chimp encampment.

The next morning, the chimps intelligence is increased and they stage a coup. Then the big action scene happens la la la la la and they escape into the Redwood Forest. Will catches up with them and tells Caesar he wants him to come home and that he can protect him, and Caesar hugs him and speaks “Caesar is home.” because the dosage of 113 also affected him to the point of being able to speak. Or at least say “No” and “Caesar is home.”

Also, the CGI graphics for Caesar’s face were fantastic. I really don’t like monkeys/chimps/gorillas or other closely related mammals to the human species because they freak me out, but Caesar was attractive.

During my short Googlings about this movie, I found out a sequel to this prequel is coming out next year, called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. It’s going to tell the story of how a group of scientists struggle to stay alive in the aftermath of the 113 virus plague and how to Caesar attempts to maintain his dominance over his intelligent chimp tribe.


WTF Is Drunk Sex Spinning?

Today has been a rather stupendous day in terms of how days go. Not only did I put my new transparent Copco coffee tumbler to use, but more importantly and excitingly, I went on the all-field-study school field trip to the Raleigh Michigan Film Studios in Pontiac and it was rather wonderful.

While there, I was reminded (rather than told for the first time, once I think about it) that the new Oz: The Great and Powerful movie starring Mila Kunis and James Franco was filmed at Raleigh first by the awesome framed piece of the yellow brick road, and secondly by our tour guide mentioning it many times.

Yeah, I totally took a picture with it.

I didn’t take photos of anything else while there, but the space is GINORMOUS and the stages are phenomenally large and brand new and built by thousands of Michiganians. Which brings me to the embarrassment that is our governor, Rick Snyder. 

As we were reminded in the end of tour chat, Rick Snyder basically put a stop to the WONDERFUL bill that former Governor Granholm put into action that brought bajillions of dollars and jobs and opportunities to the state through the film industry. Which makes absolutely ZERO sense given the fact that before he was Governor, the man was a goddamn BUSINESSMAN.

Anyone who’s got their business mind in the right place should know better than to a stop goddamn bill that brings money to their state. Like wha – HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE!? Hollywood was just starting to rustle the leaves of this state – who thinks that it’s a good idea to stop that in such an economy!? Goddamn Republican idiot.

On the bright side, HNI was in my tour group and  we kind of walked together the whole time. Or maybe I just followed him the whole time, I’m not sure. Probably a little bit of both.

Lastly, and completely unrelated to anything written above, I want you all to know that 1. Rita Ora is a wonderfully lovely and attractive lady 2. She was brought to my attention several months ago on Tumblr and I was like DAYUM and 3. I’m in love with her song How We Do.

I give that drunk sex spinning yeaaaah when I’m with youuu so put your arms around me babaayy…