Mad Men Season 6 Premiere

First, I discovered that I actually get AMC in my cable bundle so I can watch Mad Men live every Sunday now.

Second, was anyone else slightly disappointed in the premiere? It wasn’t bad really, just wasn’t as exciting as other openers. Although I did like the mirroring that happened at the very end of the episode to the season one opener when Don comes home and you find out he bangs all the bitches, but he’s MARRIED WITH KIDS. Lolz.

Spoiler alert: Don can’t keep his massive cock in his pants. BIG SURPRISE.

Also, epic Photoshop fail courtesy of GQ magazine: Christina Hendricks’ body is missing.

Dearest Mad Men

Dear Mad Men,

I’ma try to keep this brief cause I want to catch an episode of you guys tonight before I head to bed. So I will say this: I NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE SO ADDICTED TO THIS SHOW. 

From the very first episode, I was captivated in this weird and subtle way and I haven’t been able to stop watching. I haven’t gone back to Dawson’s Creek yet because I’m hell-bent on finishing you up, or at least the first 4 season on Netflix.

I love all the characters, even Pete Campbell with his weird snobby attitude and naivety. I especially love Peggy because she’s the central strong female role that I feel was just starting to emerge in the workforce at that time and she portrays it excellently.

SEXUAL.

I love Joan and her amazing curvaceous body and to die for red hair. I love Don and his sleezy hypocritical manwhore agenda. I especially love Roger cause I think he’s a phenomenally sexy old man. I love Harry Crane and his beautiful round boyish face. I don’t really love Betty cause I think she’s weak, but she looks beautiful when she go out to dinners and things.

I just love it all. You make me want to chain smoke every time I watch, even though I would never do that. I always think there must be thousands of smokers out there being triggered by this show, cause you’re triggering something I’m not even addicted to.

Moral of the story is I just love everything about you and I wish I was part of the show. MY BODY IS READY, DON DRAPER.

Love,
A new fan