Indian Summer

Day 28.

Today I’m grateful that it’s November 28th, and it has still yet to snow in the Metro Detroit area whatsoever.

Summer is my favorite season, and having an Indian Summer is like, the best ever – always. So you can only imagine just how mentally happy I am that there is no snow on the ground yet.

I don’t have to deal with the incompetency of a neighboring city who only salts the roads around their malls, I don’t have to deal with driving in the snow in general (including not being able to see what oncoming traffic looks like because of snow pile ups, driving slow, unsalted roads, ice) and so on.

I am a-okay with it not snowing all winter long, as long as we get a White Christmas, cause last year we didn’t and I was sad. It just doesn’t feel like Christmas if it’s not snowing on Christmas, you know?

Let Me Explain the Christmas Pickle

Day 23.

Today I’m grateful that there’s only a handful of days left in this challenge because sometimes it’s really time consuming to come up with a good/sufficient enough thing to be grateful for.

And that makes me sound kind of ungrateful, but I don’t care.

Anyway, so last night my mom and I went for the 2nd consecutive year in a row, Black Friday shopping at Great Lakes Crossing Outlet Mall and it was fantastic. We literally shopped for 9 hours straight (from 9 PM Thanksgiving night to 6 AM today) and were almost going to go to Bass Pro Shop at 6 when they opened, but I didn’t have the patience for Forever 21 after 9 hours of walking around, so we trotted to our car and went home, exhausted but happy.

My MONEY SAVING DEAL OF THE DAY was an $8 white eyelet dress I got from Tommy Hilfiger, originally priced at $80, I believe.

My THIS SHIT IS AWESOME AND POINTLESS BUT IT’S CHEAP SO I’LL GET IT DEAL OF THE DAY was 2 matching headbands (got one for Alyza too) with a curved wire sticking out the middle and plastic mistletoe hanging from the end of it that I will wear the shit out of come Christmas/New Year’s time, for $5.99 at Kirkland’s. They were actually not on any kind of special sale, but I thought they were the absolute cutest holiday headbands ever, so I couldn’t NOT buy them.

My THIS IS CUTE AND ONLY $1.00 DEAL OF THE DAY was those cute jelly glass/mirror sticky things you put on your windows from Target. I plan on moving mine from my mirror to my car windows.

Yiss. This is an Instagram pic.

Also, before the mall opened, we got there about 10 minutes early and there were TWO LINES of people lined up for the MALL ENTRANCE and my mom and I just kind of hopped up and stood sort of near them, but at the front. I was really tempted to just cut across and go stand as close to the door as I could, but it’s a good thing I didn’t because as more people showed up, they all crowded with us in the middle, not bothering with “lining up”, and this black lady suddenly got a little verbally hostile and said that “people BETTA NOT THINK THEY CUTTIN’ IN FRONT CAUSE I BEEN STANDIN’ HERE FOR A HOUR” and the group of girls behind us were like “Well, we have to pee! We want to be close to the entrance!” and this white lady behind the black lady mockingly said she had to pee too and then I was standing there like oh my god is there about to be a fight?

There was a no fight. HOWEVER, I would like to preface this by saying that I think lining up for the mall entrance is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve ever heard because it’s not like it’s Best Buy – we’re all going to different stores, what’s the point of lining up? There is no reason. Wanna know why? Because at 8:57 PM, the THE LINES DISBANDED and EVERYONE ENDED UP CONGLOMERATING IN ONE BIG CROWD JUST LIKE IT WOULD’VE HAPPENED NO MATTER HOW THE STRUCTURE OF BODIES HAD BEEN SET UP. Wanna know why? Because people are fucking crazy, and quadruple fucking crazy on Black Friday.

So anyway, we came home, I slept until like 1:30, then I got up and went shopping with Krista for 3 hours, acquired more shit, came home, showered and lounged around, and then went shopping again with my mom and I FINALLY BOUGHT A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS PICKLE from Pier 1 Imports for $3.95.


If you don’t know what a Christmas pickle is, LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU:

Christmas trees first became a thing in Germany in the 18th century, though there has been evidence of decorated trees before then. It’s an old tradition that the last ornament to go on the Christmas tree is a glass pickle. On Christmas morning, the first person (or kid, specifically, as some versions of the story like to say) to find the pickle on Christmas morning is said to have a year of good fortune.

I plan on subjecting my friends to this tradition at our End of the World Christmas Crafting Extravaganza Party. 

It’s Christmas Time at My House!

Day 12. 

Today I’m grateful that my mom and I think in the same line of thought because tonight we decided that it was a great idea to put up our brand new white Christmas tree.

And before you all chime in with “too soon” “it’s not even Thanksgiving yet” and all that other bullshit – I have limited time, and much more limited time with my mom, so no. It’s not too soon, and I don’t fucking care that it’s not even Thanksgiving yet. My tree looks BOMBASS.

Also, our local radio station that plays Christmas music around this time of year has BEGUN PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC and I’ve officially given it a place on my buttons in my car so that I may listen to the gloriousness that is Feliz Navidad and Winter Wonderland.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone! Today has been a very lazy day for me. My friends woke me up far too early, at 10 AM, with text messages, and I’ve spent the entire day watching movies. It started out with Hellboy, then Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, then Disney’s A Christmas Carol – through which I decided to take a shower – and then The Mirror Has Two Faces, followed by Soul Surfer, and now I’m watching The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.

Oh, I also ate chicken salad, honey mustard and onion pretzels, and chocolate and drank Pink Moscato, but otherwise, it’s been pretty uneventful around here.

Here’s a picture of my Christmas tea from today: