I spent pretty much all of today decorating our Easter eggs and I’m just pooped out. I don’t want to go to bed though, but my eyes are droopy from staring at fine details and candle flames all day. And my body, specifically my butt and back, ache from being hunched over and sitting down for 8 hours.
I’m also really antsy. I don’t want to be laying here and I don’t want all this hair in my face but then I’ll be cold. I hate being cold. I hate wearing socks and hoodies with pajamas. Summer needs to hurry the fuck up. I want to be complaining about how shorts and tank tops are keeping me too hot at night. Naked summer nights are the best. I’d trade suffocating in the heat for this lame coldness.
Anyway, here’s a sneak peak at what’s coming up on Vivography.
It appears that a lot of people are searching “Jon Hamm” and “penis” at the same time and it’s taking them to blog because my stats are pretty insanely high and they’re telling me like 4 of the most recent searches include Jon Hamm penis.
Thank you, strangers who want to look at Jon Hamm’s massive penis. I appreciate the stat boost. Here’s a present for all of you:
Originally I was going to post a picture emphasizing his sizable goodies, but this is more priceless than all Jon Hamm penis pictures combined. Cheers to whoever made this.
Speaking of Jon Hamm, I just finished season 5 of Mad Men and like WTF SECOND TO LAST EPISODE!? WTF PETE CAMPBELL YOU’VE REALLY BECOME AN ASSHOLE!? That’s all. Can’t wait for season 6.
All I wanna say is I missed my biffle and my intern mentor very very much and yesterday was a fantastic day that not only included hanging out with both of these lovely ladies, but also MOTHERFUCKING CHINESE FOOD and talk of the possibility of moving to Houston, Texas, followed by apartment hunting in Houston to get a feel of what the living situation is like.
Man, the days are starting to blend together. It’s like being on summer vacation, but with a lot of debt that I have to pay off and pray I do it in time so as not to have my shit taken from me.
I’m tired. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. But at least I have a shortened day. And then I get to see my biffle. <3 Can’t wait for that part!
Okay, good night.
P.S. THERE’S A NEW POST UP ON VIVOGRAPHY. GO READ. TRY NOT TO BECOME TOO HUNGRY.
Two episodes of Mad Men turned into 5 back to back, last night. And I went to sleep at 5:30. AND THEN I GOT WOKEN UP BY MY BOSS TO ASK IF I COULD COME IN TO WORK TODAY CAUSE ONE OF OUR COWORKERS IS SICK.
I did. I basically baby sat the counter. It was hella boring. I was pissed for like 6 hours about having to go in on my day off. I got over it though, thank god.
Anyway, back to Mad Men – I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS MY DISAPPOINTMENT IN FINDING OUT THE AMOUNT OF EPISODES IN SEASON 5 IS ACTUALLY 12.
What the hell!?
All I’m sayin’ is, they better satisfy me in season 6 with like at least 16 or more. This show is so damn good. I want to be saturated in it. But mostly in Roger Sterling’s fineness.
This photo has been photoshopped to no end.