I Hate the Cold.

I’m tired.

I spent pretty much all of today decorating our Easter eggs and I’m just pooped out. I don’t want to go to bed though, but my eyes are droopy from staring at fine details and candle flames all day. And my body, specifically my butt and back, ache from being hunched over and sitting down for 8 hours.

I’m also really antsy. I don’t want to be laying here and I don’t want all this hair in my face but then I’ll be cold. I hate being cold. I hate wearing socks and hoodies with pajamas. Summer needs to hurry the fuck up. I want to be complaining about how shorts and tank tops are keeping me too hot at night. Naked summer nights are the best. I’d trade suffocating in the heat for this lame coldness.

Anyway, here’s a sneak peak at what’s coming up on Vivography.

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Jon Hamm’s Penis

It appears that a lot of people are searching “Jon Hamm” and “penis” at the same time and it’s taking them to blog because my stats are pretty insanely high and they’re telling me like 4 of the most recent searches include Jon Hamm penis.

Thank you, strangers who want to look at Jon Hamm’s massive penis. I appreciate the stat boost. Here’s a present for all of you:

Originally I was going to post a picture emphasizing his sizable goodies, but this is more priceless than all Jon Hamm penis pictures combined. Cheers to whoever made this.

Speaking of Jon Hamm, I just finished season 5 of Mad Men and like WTF SECOND TO LAST EPISODE!? WTF PETE CAMPBELL YOU’VE REALLY BECOME AN ASSHOLE!? That’s all. Can’t wait for season 6.

Biffles and Spandex

All I wanna say is I missed my biffle and my intern mentor very very much and yesterday was a fantastic day that not only included hanging out with both of these lovely ladies, but also MOTHERFUCKING CHINESE FOOD and talk of the possibility of moving to Houston, Texas, followed by apartment hunting in Houston to get a feel of what the living situation is like.

pls

I’m Tired.

Man, the days are starting to blend together. It’s like being on summer vacation, but with a lot of debt that I have to pay off and pray I do it in time so as not to have my shit taken from me.

That’s all.

I’m tired. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. But at least I have a shortened day.  And then I get to see my biffle. <3 Can’t wait for that part!

Okay, good night.

P.S. THERE’S A NEW POST UP ON VIVOGRAPHY. GO READ. TRY NOT TO BECOME TOO HUNGRY.

Roger Sterling, Can You Be Real? PLZ

Two episodes of Mad Men turned into 5 back to back, last night. And I went to sleep at 5:30. AND THEN I GOT WOKEN UP BY MY BOSS TO ASK IF I COULD COME IN TO WORK TODAY CAUSE ONE OF OUR COWORKERS IS SICK.

Sigh.

I did. I basically baby sat the counter. It was hella boring. I was pissed for like 6 hours about having to go in on my day off. I got over it though, thank god.

Anyway, back to Mad Men – I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS MY DISAPPOINTMENT IN FINDING OUT THE AMOUNT OF EPISODES IN SEASON 5 IS ACTUALLY 12. 

What the hell!?

All I’m sayin’ is, they better satisfy me in season 6 with like at least 16 or more. This show is so damn good. I want to be saturated in it. But mostly in Roger Sterling’s fineness.

This photo has been photoshopped to no end.

WTF is Wrong with People?

I am 110% DONE with people and am so happy I don’t have to work for 2 days.

I had several customers today completely ignore me when I greeted them and asked if I could help them out. Flat out ignored me and walked away. WTF?

And then at the end of the night, this bitch fucking HIGH PITCHED GIGGLED AT ME. I was like R U OK? I hope my facial expression was a mixture of confusion, disgust, and embarrassment for her, because THAT WAS HOW I FELT and it took a great deal of energy not to slap her.

That’s my gripe for tonight.

And now I will go submerge myself in 3 back to back episodes of Mad Men and ogle the likes of Jon Hamm and his giant penis.

Don’t judge me, okay? I’m not the one who took the picture. And there were far more “explicit” examples to choose from.

#packin’

Okay I’m done.

Catching Up on Life Part I

I finally had a day off where I could do things for me. THANK GOD.

I woke up at 11, stared at my drapes, and decided it was time for new ones. So post gym time, I hit up Joann’s and bought fabric and whipped them up before I unlocked level 1000 of homemaker status via baking pumpkin cheesecake, mini pumpkin cheesecake, and pumpkin pudding. #wifey (Seriously though, reasons I’d make a good wife…)

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I also went to Best Buy to play with their DSLR’s and gauge what I want to upgrade to. As I was talking to the camera girl, she mentioned that the Nikon d7100 will be released this Sunday and opened up the cabinet it was in to let me see the box. A few minutes later, she took it out, mounted it, and LET ME PLAY WITH IT. I WAS SO EXCITED, IF YOU CAN’T TELL.

Lowdown: it’s fucking amazing! It’s being sold as body only, although you can get it with the 18-105 mm lens. I WANT IT. I’m thinking of upgrading to this beast. I still need to sell my d3000 though.

I also got my new glasses from Coastal in the snail mail today and I love them!

And lastly, I just watched episode 1 of season 5 of Mad Men and IT WAS EXCELLENT. LOL at the following parts:

– At Don’s surprise party:
Roger: “Why don’t you sing like that?”
Jane: “Why don’t you look like him?”
– Peggy chillin’ with Joan’s baby and Peter walks in and asks “What’s that?”
– Peter telling his secretary to pencil in a fake meeting with Coca Cola at 6 AM on Staten Island, knowing that Roger will see it
– ROGER ACTUALLY GOING TO SAID FAKE MEETING LOLOLOLOL FOREVERRR